Low Sexual Health Points...

It's not always easy being a slut, sometimes these things occur.

I am not pregnant, so the friendship and the blog are now safe.

Phew.

Claims To Fame...

Some people will do anything in an attempt to be famous. We certainly do.

Late Night Delivery Service



I was seeing a guy for a few weeks and everything was going well. Until one night we were both at the pub having a harmless drink & he walks in holding hands with another girl. Who has a 3 month old baby. Presumably not his.

My immediate thought was 'if I have fucked another guy with a child I have failed twice at our 'Fundamental Rules of Dating' list.' (This will be posted at a later date).

Instead I did the right thing for once in my life. I walked past, smiled and said hello.

He left some DVD's at my flat. Last night at 2am I left them outside his doorstep, after taking pictures of the DVD's and some of me on his car...for a joke. We left, not before shouting 'wanker', 'dick', 'twat' down the road first though.

I'm not sure this is normal behaviour but we find it funny.

From House Music To Dusty

Upon showing my dad this text he could only muster up this response: 'What cunt does that?'.

I had to reply 'Only ones we know.'

Nazi Camp or Battersea Dogs Home?

Again, our taste is men happens to be second to none. 

Our Lives Summed Up in One Screen Shot



We like to think we have a lot of friends, then again lots of our friends treat us like this on a regular basis. It does make us wonder...

Guys We Go For...

Sometimes it is nice to know that people (our dates) do things even we wouldn't do.

Maybe there is some hope...

On the other hand the date in question also gives relationships titles such as 'girlfriend' without consulting anyone.

Could he be worse than us?

Reasons We'll Never Get Boyfriends

We regulary do things like this to first time dates, needless to say neither of us get very many second dates.

Once one of us told a guy to 'bin it'. It being things in the flat which were'nt his. It was only later we found out those things were of his terminally ill mother and 5 year old son.

These things would only happen to us.

Bullet Proof

Doing things for jokes and banter includes sleeping with ridiculous people from time to time. Including those in bullet proof vests.

Summing Up Our Lives

During this blog, I'm sure people will agree with this statement. Although you will never meet us, you will understand why people who have probably wish they hadn't.